NoLife.uk

Your gateway to no life

A messaging platform by people without a life, for people without a life.

Ready to give up your social life? You're in the right place.

Why Choose NoLife?

100% Free

No hidden fees, no premium tiers, just a completely free experience.

No Annoying Ads

Enjoy a clean interface without pop-ups interrupting your conversations.

Privacy First

We're not a corporate money-making scheme tracking your every move.

Strong Community

Join a growing community of like-minded individuals avoiding real life.

See How NoLife Compares

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100% Free
No annoying pop-up ads
Easy to understand UI
Not a corporate money-making scheme
Regular updates
Not Shutting Down

What Our Users Say

like discord, but worse (no p2w though)

haydengetspegged

Its supposed to be totally legal 👍

Mike Oxlong (online safety team)

"before I signed up to nolife, I had a social life, now I don't, 10/10 👍"

kivo

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