The only messaging platform that openly admits you have no life. Join thousands of fellow basement dwellers in conversations that matter (to absolutely no one).
Warning: May cause severe addiction to online interactions and complete avoidance of sunlight.
Our free tier is actually usable. Premium just makes you feel superior to peasants.
No pop-ups trying to sell you things you don't need (you already have everything you need: this chat).
We're too lazy to spy on you. Your data is safe because we can't be bothered to steal it.
Messages travel faster than your motivation to go outside (which isn't hard).
Find your tribe of fellow social outcasts who understand the struggle of human interaction.
Watch us break things in real-time. It's like a reality show, but with more bugs.
| NoLife | Discord | Telegram | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Admits you have no life | ||||
| No annoying notifications | ||||
| Honest about being addictive | ||||
| Won't judge your 3AM messages | ||||
| Built by people with no life | ||||
| Actually works (most of the time) |
Finally, a platform that gets me. I haven't left my room in 6 months and this is my primary source of human contact.88
My therapist recommended I get out more. I told her about NoLife and now she's here too. Thanks for ruining professional boundaries!
"I used to have hobbies, friends, and dreams. Now I have NoLife. Fair trade tbh."
Join the ranks of the professionally unemployed, academically challenged, and socially deceased.
Side effects may include: vitamin D deficiency, carpal tunnel, and an unhealthy attachment to internet strangers.
Sacrifice My Social Life